Meet the spartans free to watch movie#

Other than spoof jokes, every other joke is one involving pain. The jokes all feel like ones that 9 year old boys would find hysterical, where everyone else would just hate them. 'Meet the Spartans' has the sparse running time of 65 minutes (not counting the lengthy end credits), which was a blessing to the audience. Maybe it was the fact that half the audience was laughing at these awful jokes, or the fact that this stupid monstrosity was even green lighted, but after this ended I felt drained of my life.

Meet the spartans free to watch movie#

I've had chuckles about how bad Epic Movie was, but this.this was different. That's obviously not a good reason, but in retrospect, some really bad movies are funny when thought about later. The only reason I went to see this movie, was because I knew it was going to be bad. Reviewed by TOMNEL 1 / 10 I left the movie tired and depressed.

Back home, true-to-his-name Traitoro sabotages vixen queen Margo's efforts, including bribing him sexually, to send a relief army. The first battles are of the hip-hop variety, and taking position at the narrow Thermopylae pass provides a huge strategic advantage, but a goat trail back-door is betrayed to Xerxes. Only 13 men turn up from Leonidas's elite guard. After the dirty corrupt priests and oracle are bought, they commend levying an army but predict glorious death to the last men. When the Persian king of kings Xerxes demands 'just' slavish submission, his emissaries are dumped in a near-bottomless pit, so his vast army marches on Greece. Spartan king Leonidas may have been raised the same proverbially harsh way when it come to military training as he practices mercilessly on his own baby boy Leo, in this low-budget Mel Brooks-type parody on 300, life in not so Ancient Sparta is mainly between idyllic and shamelessly orgiastic.